By C.B. Griffith
I took the pain to my HMO.
They said, “Take two Tylenol and call us next year.”
I took it to my orthopedist.
He offered me two new hips for the price of one.
I took it to my podiatrist.
He trimmed my nails and gave me the boot.
I took it to my neurologist.
He got on my nerves.